Rumours abound that something is happening on the streets of Dumfries.
Strange images of a man sitting outside a building on fire have been stencilled around the town on pavements and in dark neglected places.
The town is buzzing. Is this some mafia infused extortion plan?
The police have been called.
Have terrorists identified targets to attack in sleepy Dumfropolis?
Should MI5 be alerted?
The pupils of Dumfries and Galloway have some thoughts on the matter.
Could it be health and safety conscious gas installers?
It's a mystery.